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CATBOY

Catboy, a low-poly cat in a cowboy hat and sunglasses
I rode into town at sunset. I never rode out.
THE TERRITORY GAZETTE
Vol. IXEverything printed here is true. I checked.Price: one nap
Two cowgirls yelling at an unbothered Catboy
Witnesses report the outlaw "did not react at any point." Pictured: not reacting.

LOCAL OUTLAW SURVIVES YELLING, FINISHES CHEESE

by me, about me

They had a lot to say that evening. I had a plate of cheese and no comment. To this day I do not know what I did, and I have made no effort to find out.

Catboy at the saloon bar

SALOON GOES QUIET AGAIN

I walk in. It goes quiet. I order milk. Nobody says a word about it. Nobody ever has.

Catboy drinking coffee in a burning room

BARN FIRE FAILS TO IMPRESS ANYONE IN PARTICULAR

The barn caught fire around me on Tuesday. The coffee was already poured. A man finishes his coffee. The barn understood.

Two identical Catboys pointing at each other

OUTLAW MEETS HIS ONLY EQUAL

It was me. We pointed. We understood each other completely, then went our separate way.

Nothing gets to me.
Not the heat. Not the yelling. Not the fire. Nothing.
Pump.fun X
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